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Linen.
It sucks.

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posted:

07.18.07

Wanna go from looking like a million bucks to looking like you actually owe money? In just 45 seconds flat? Wear linen.

No matter how great the deal, or how great that model might look wearing it, be strong and resist the temptation of linen. As the time-lapse photography below shows, it sucks.


:00 Looking magnificent. Feeling like a bastard.

Looking magnificent. Feeling like a bastard.

:15 Fifteen seconds later, simply by breathing, it begins.

Fifteen seconds later, simply by breathing, it begins.

:30 Bending of knee causes catastrophic wrinkling.

Bending of knee causes catastrophic wrinkling.

:45 What the fuck just happened?

What the fuck just happened?